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Archive for April, 2011

30 Apr, 2011

Abdelhamid Hussein, collector of jokes

Posted by: Bianca Schlimm In: Job Search Campain

A girl is walking down the street, licking icecream. A boy comes: “I want to ask you something, but you are going to get me wrong.” “All right.” “But you are going to get me wrong.” “Ok. Tell me what you want.” “Can I have a lick?” “Yes.” She hands him the icecream. “Told you […]

In the tourist industry you almost must still use the term “Führer”. You have to meet the guide if you want a little tour. For two adults and one kid it costs a pair of cheap jeans to get this tour. When Jochen Schmidt is whining how expensive tourist attractions are in France, I might […]

27 Apr, 2011

Familia – Zitate Sohn, Sohn so funny!

Posted by: Bianca Schlimm In: Job Search Campain

blödus Kuhsus! Du bist vielleicht hübsch, aber dein Inneres ist Karies! Karies hat bei mir Hausverbot!

27 Apr, 2011

German Order Threatened – by Learners’ Exercise

Posted by: Bianca Schlimm In: Job Search Campain

The Unit Number 2 that I am currently studying has a funny sentence about the German order, which is of course rather famous in a rather negative way. First the booklet states how the brain collects words, vocabulary and meaning. It is all being collected in structures, in orders, in categories. Emotions come with it.It […]

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23 Apr, 2011

Absolutely Final Comment on Counselling

Posted by: Bianca Schlimm In: Job Search Campain

This I bought for my mother. The comment comes here:   Resistency towards councelling Most appropriately worn by children. Or men!!  

23 Apr, 2011

TATORT: Did she cheat on her husband?

Posted by: Bianca Schlimm In: Job Search Campain

Family is watching Tatort. Woman has declared Sunday evening holy time, everyone silent, it is Tatort time. (Death penalty threat) The sergeant is attending a class reunion after 30 years. He gets provoked by the host, who is a total asshole, and he beats him down, shortly. Later that night the host’s wife comes to […]

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22 Apr, 2011

Eins mit Sternchen, jippie!

Posted by: Bianca Schlimm In: Job Search Campain

Now I looked at my first results from the Goethe-Insitut. I got all the points possible. But better, the correctress attests me: “You are very creative! We wish you much ongoing fun with this class!” Thank you. Finally somone with some SENSE.  

22 Apr, 2011

English Germish Youthspeak

Posted by: Bianca Schlimm In: Job Search Campain

It is getting more difficult for me to remember real English. Kids in Germany use English even more than middle aged like me. They say something is “king”. They use the word “chill” in German grammar as olders use the word “relax”. Germans think it is strange when they listen to an original Bollywood movie […]

22 Apr, 2011

noyouisclear

Posted by: Bianca Schlimm In: Job Search Campain

Once I had a collegue who had to telephone radiostation France musiques. He was funny. Very tall. Very strange hair, but not as strange as the strangest hair ever – other collegue . That one asked me once: “what can I do with my hair?” I replied: “How about combing?” The very tall one would […]

22 Apr, 2011

Le Frisur veut Vivre La Belgique!

Posted by: Bianca Schlimm In: Job Search Campain

This I call some superb headbanging! The song is great anyways, except for the strange title. It should be called Le Frisur. “Vivre La Belgique!” is a slogan from Liftlurker.  


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